Because I have been reading “Beyond the Final Whistle” and – literally – getting moved to tears by the story of an ex-Ireland international who committed suicide due to the effects of shell shock, today’s snippet has to be WWI related.
“If you’re going to be all doom and gloom, can you hide the fact for a while? The colonel’s coming today. He’ll want to see ‘everything jolly.'” The impersonation of Colonel Johnson’s haughty, and slightly ridiculous, tones was uncanny. Trust Foden to hit the voice, spot on, even though his normal, chirpy London accent was nothing like Johnson’s cut-glass drawl.
“Oh, he’ll see it. So long as he doesn’t arrive before I’ve had breakfast.”
Foden slapped my back. “That’s the ticket. Don’t shatter the old man’s illusions.” He smiled, that smile potentially the only bright spot in a cold grey day. In a cold grey life. Frank kept me going, even on days when the casualty count or the cold or the wet made nothing seem worth living for anymore.
“How the hell can you always be so cheerful?”
“Because the alternative isn’t worth thinking about. Why make things more miserable when there’s a joke to crack?”
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